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bloody sax

I wish he'd stop going on about that Sax, you know, my Sax is on Fire, song aside they're just about the best band around at the moment aren't they?, I was watching the highlights from the Reading Festival, and, apart admiring the new slim line version of Ricky Wilson, Kings of Leon seem like a real band.. the sort born from a garage somewhere, and not from the odd distorted minds of billion pound record company video promotional campaigns,,, I know of course they have had to compromise to have such a big hit, making a slightly glossyised video.. touching up their image a bit (lose the cardigan though please), but there isn't really anyone else out there that touches them live at the moment... they have that organic spark going on that only comes from being brought up together with their own music, their own thing going on, nothing contrived.. I liked the stripped down arrangements, getting to the core of what it is, those quirky little songs, suddenly come alive when they fire up on-stage... I like the lack of pandering to the dumbo's in the crowd who bark and wave their arms in the air to anything that's on-stage (modern phenomena !), half the time not realising that it may as well be the roadies up there,,, most audiences now have spent too much time playing Wii, thinking Rock music is by numbers... more bands like Kings of Leon, although it's unlikely when all that's being foisted off on us by the media is Florence (Siouxsie), and Trincher Strydy (what's his name ??),,, come of Kings of Leon, they have the biggest anthem of the decade - they even play it in my local swimming pool for the OAP Water Aerobics - but stop going on about that bloody Saxophone (on Fire)!.

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just been puking

I had been innocently listening to the radio, The Archers, Housewives Choice, Ed Stewpot (Jo Wylie), then wham bam, I found myself bent over the sink puking me guts uurrrrpppp...  because they had just been talking about men lactating, yes , that's right, everyone to their own, I can't slate it if that's what people want to do, but, yes, apparently due to some hormonal thing going on,,,  men can lactate, and yes, they do suckle babies...  it could be some sexual thing I guess as well..  perhaps some women like to have a suck of a man's breast and get some milk out, personally I feel a bit queasy...  YES, it's real, I am not maketh it up !  Rock on mens breats !!

anyone who likes to suckle their man, please let me know, I might do some sort of research and build up a database of sucklers, a kinda sucklebase

 

xxxxxxx

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I'm loving football violence

I just love all that football violence stuff going on, it's so 70's !! so medieval, so English, cheeky little naughty scoundrels, bashing each other around with brickbats and throwing bricks at pregnant women, cheeky little naughty luvverlly jubberly chappies - love ya' Millwall boys... I've been watching the super scenes from Upton Park, like Fight Club, but, where people actually get hurt... I'm on for a good punch up if anyone's down in Hastings this weekend... I've managed to obtain a couple of grenades, an old Russian AK47, it's gonna be like The Wire, but with eeerrr white people eeerrr ..from Bermondsey... Really this should be the sport, because football is so boring, (apart from the slag-wags in the style-wag wank mags),,, why bother with the running round bit, where the super rich football players from the super rich clubs take the piss out of all of us, charging £20. for a bri-nylon football shirt guaranteed to make you sweat like a pig even in winter - where we pay to Police the slops, and clear up the blood, the hopelessly piss-poor useless and weak FA, fining a footballer's 60 pence for a murder and banning them for a week, yes, get them all in a stadium, f*** the chasing the ball bit, get them bashing each-other from the word go, let the clubs pay for it (what will the transfer rates be on this ??!) , then bomb the c***'s.. It's what made Britain great ! Where are all these brilliant fighters when you need them - like in Afghanistan and Iraq ??! So brave and cool, I'm there with you in spirit, cheeky chappies..  I'm writing a song about it at this very moment, a 30's sort of music-hall thing, (imagine tune)...  cheeky little c***'s, lovable little rogues, prancing all around, in bri-nylon shirts (alright it doesn't f*****' rhyme - it's a work in progress !!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8221626.stm

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Bloody victories & bloodied noses

Hoo-bloody-rah - those of an un-serious, squeamish, or non-politicised nature look away now...  not only have we brought in the Ashes (well done England !),.....Nick Griffin, the racist hound gets a kick in the guts, ******' HOORAH , as the Race Relations Board (I just heard) have started Legal Proceedings against him and his dirty little small minded hounds, a victorious week all round,,,  and for any doubters who don't like music mixing with politics, and comment, stick-it-up-ye-****, music is comment, inexorably linked, if you can't stomach get out and buy some Danii Minogue back catalogue (there can't be anything new can there?! - except what Sophie Ellis Baxter's-Campbell's Soup is releasing on her behalf can there ??!).  being part Jew, part African I would be expelled from the UK, or rounded up and shot under Nick Griffin, so link that to my music, and take that how you like.

 

ROCK ON RACE RELATIONS BOARD - STICK IT TO NICK BIGTIME!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8218397.stm

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c'mon over here Jordan and love me

I must say I'm vastly coming over to Peter Andre's point of view, despite running down the road trying to get away from him (he is stalking me - little perv'), Jordan, and him keep on at it, because one would need to live in a cave in eerrrr,,  Kazikstaanly with the Taliban to avoid the little rufflers...  although I am coming round to Pete's way of thinking, favouring him over Jordan (not literally over her, that would mean that they were back together which of course is inevitatable when Jordan realises that there isn't anyone on the planet that can stand her miserable dog-eared face), so come on Peter (am I allowed to comment about this in this group, or any other, or are the 'group' Police watching ??! , he is involved in music - sort off ??!), I'm supporting you, I'm twittering about you, and you will be my friend on mySpace, when I can be buggeredf to make a mpSpace page..  kisses Peter xxxx

 

 

 

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All hate mail direct to Alex Salmond, SNP, Scotland, UK

Yes, that's right, they let him out, it was always obvious he was a scapegoat in Libya, offered up as a political fishy (Salmond - get it, fish, salmon, etc, etc ...  it's a joke !), even the victims relatives that attended court during the Abdelbaset al-Megrahi trial thought he was innocent (including religious leaders, and community representatives from Lockerbie), so Scotland have some humanity, although I bet we paid for his flight home (The English that is)...  so, you Americans who still have it your head to get retribution for every little misdemeanour that every has ever been carried out in the history of time (not including of course your own to the Amercian Indian), ..  Scotland is the place above England, connected in a tenuous fashion by Hadrien's wall, so don't get us mixed up (I know it's easy to do that, since you didn't know that there are other countries outside the USA until the twin towers were bulldozed)...  that's right, all hate mail c/o Alex Salmond, SNP, and direct the Nuclear warheads at Scotland,  NOT US !!!!!!!

 

 

xxx

 

M

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sweet Ronnie

He'll be played by Vinnie Jones in a film made by Guy Richie with soundtrack by Steve Jones, that cheeky little scoundrel Ronnie Biggs is out, lock up your money, add extra guards to the trains, double padlock the crown jewels, Biggsie's out ! Cheeky chappy, fingers up to the authorities, a minor player, waiting in the car whilst his mates coshed an innocent ordinary train driver with an iron bar, he didn't do much did he, he was just 'there' twiddling his thumbs in the getaway car, the sad loser, the small league scoundrel, the rotten , little minuscule cheeky chappy... Had to come back, cap in hand to get some free UK Health treatment.. not enough for him the years spent drinking it up on the Costa Del Rio, with his mates the Sex Pistols, living it up, spending our money, we had to nurse him back to health, then let him out... Biggsie's out, well I've got news for his deluded supporters (yes Alabama 3 - I saw you),,, he's a dirty little killer, a lying nasty career criminal, a horrid little cheat, they knew someone was going to get coshed, they we're all in it together, all sharing the money, a master criminal he may not be, a dirty nonce he is - letters of hate please to ........

worth the wait

well here it is, it's been a while, although obviously no-one is waiting (except at the bus-stop outside).. A girl does have other things to do you know... I have been a busy busby songwriting, sending stuff out to people, getting interest in songs, and productions, and everything else required to keep one sane in this terrible and dismal world, although in the UK this is set to be the hottest day of the year, so I'm waiting at the moment in my bikini, but it's fairly chilly at the moment... all the talk of global warming (or warning as I like to call it) has created so much hot air, it has actually finally f*****' worked... all we need now is dustbowls, hosepipe bans, and round the clock WIRE and FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS on TV and we'll all be OK... although that Wire thing is a bit depressing isn't it, is it all really so gloomy in Baltimore, it gives me nightmares its so bad, so on to the business of the day:

AMERICAN HEALTHCARE - you whinging f*****' ninnies... Barack's trying to do you all a favour and you sickening evil idiots are trying so stop social healthcare !! Why is it that those who can already afford Insurance and healthcare are the moaning horrid evil little toad's who want to stop the drug & Insurance companies being accountable for their rip-off policies and prices, and damage to society and the community. What happened to us looking after each other. Believe me its a million times better in the UK, there may be a little wait for some patients, and people may moan a bit, but it works, and everyone has the opportunity to get excellent care and access to experts. Don't believe the Republican propaganda.. it's just the rich trying to stay rich and keeping the dispossessed and less fortunate down - greedy wee people !

AFGHANISTAN ! why oh why oh why , why don't we just bribe the Taliban with the £trillions this war is costing us. They're easily corruptible, hence all the money they get for drug running. Even split it with the horrendously poor there, the 4th worst off country in the world - if one is living in a hovel, a miserable poverty existence and you've got a £10 million. army helicopter buzzing over you, the Taliban shooting you up on one side, and the British shooting you up on the other what's the point in voting.. give up the war!, the Russian's lost and they were bigger and better !

THE BANKS - they keep on don't they ! I just read that the Government bailed out the Bank's with trillions in taxpayers money, yes that's right , my money ! and now the Bank's are buying Government Bonds in order to bail out the Government, so we paid for bank bosses to get more bonuses, just so that they could stop lending to home buyers (with more repossessions than ever this year), and refuse the loans to new and established businesses, pulling in loans from even profit making businesses , making them shut down... and then they are giving our money back to the government, buying Government Bonds c***'s, it beggars belief !!

THE WIRE - God this is grim, is Baltimore really like this ???!!! On series 4 here, not sure if I can take anymore !

NEW SONGS - !!!!! worth the wait !

 

 

 

 

video smideo

Here is the 2004 release, the video to 'Superstar' from my Uncontrollable album release.  Filmed in a warehouse it Surrey, UK, its been touched up, abused and finally let out of the golden wrapper..  details at www.marshallstar.co.uk

 

 

Superstar

wimbledon versus glastonbury

can't quite make up my mind, 20,000 stoned ****** hippie student b****** , in close proximity, unless you're the Queen Mum (Jo 'I'm a c****' Whiley) flown in from her Helipad in Hampshire (or some other Home County),   oooorrrrrrr, strawberries & cream and the relaxed pitter patter of balls (that sounds a bit porno doesn't it - sorry)...  well I can't afford either, so I am stuck here making new music, someones got to do it...  My stuff seems to be getting more extreme (thank God), probably as some sort of antidote to the dismalness that surrounds us all...  and as a stockpile for my next album, and assault on the balls.. (pitter patter),,,  any way here is my new  track, (R&B and Indie - you're so behiiiind the f*****' times , yaaawwwnnnn... - where's The Queen's Mum , she'll tell you, she created the f*****' genre..)

 

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